The Metro this morning had an end of summer recipe.  Whoa your horses! END of Summer? I do not agree. So, I huffed and puffed and stomped and spit. Then I looked at my calendar and it's the day after the Labour Day weekend- the unofficial end of summer.  Goodbye white shoes.  I can't believe it's flown by so fast.  I remember being 10 and cursing the summer for being so long and boring! When would I see my friends again?  Now, as a grown up, I can see my friends whenever I want to- if I have the time.  But that doesn't mean it isn't better in the warm sunlight of summer with so many more options available for fun.  These sunny months I worked my first full time gig in 5 years. Monopolizing 5 days of my week -every week; which wore me out for the weekend. Not a great way to spend such a rock-awesome summer. Les Sigh.  That being said I was hyper-conscience of spending time doing fun things in the great outdoors, charging my Vitamin D battery for the long- and what they say will be cold winter.  What were my fav parts you ask? Well, let me tell you:

Celebrating 1 year of marriage to my Hubby and the Commissioner. I am so glad he's been so patient and so helpful with all things house related- like painting and dishes.  Keep it up.  Also now that it is on record you will be legally responsible to maintain these chores.  Sorry, I don't make up the rules.

Yellow toe nails. Candy corn toenails. Both of which were my great idea. But when applied to my fingertips was an after night shoot disaster.  My super yellow purse that I got for Valentine's Day looks even better with my summer sun kissed skin. Yellow! It worked for me.  

I still fit my shorts from last year.  So I didn't need to buy anything but 2 jean skirts and 4 assorted tee-shirts in this summer's hottest colours. I always have a go-to outfit.  And this year it was a jean skirt and summer peach top.  Oh! I also got a new watch, my last one was 11 years old.  And for the first time I ordered clothing from the internet and it really fit and looked good.  I think I might be getting the hang of this inter-web thingy.

I watched over 60 sunrises while eating cold cereal often with fiber supplements. Some sunrises started as night and drifted into mornings. And those mornings I've never been happier to see the sun.  

Coors light iced tea was invented and I love it. As well I tried 6 new micro-breweries plus a sake distillery and a a few home brews- Thanks to Tambourine. There was also lots of delicious food on patios, including Mexican, Cuban and Continental. Drunken brunches with Hubby, Tambourine & Damber.  Plus there were beers for the first time in years with my NewMomma-friend.

Clearing out a tonne of beads and findings as well as paper crafts and stationary was a great way to refocus me on what I really love.  I learned 5 new chords on Baby Belle.  My sight reading is getting faster. My writing is getting better.  So says I.  I took up drawing. I am not good at it but I started.  These artistic endeavours are starting to gain momentum.  

Entertainment-wise this summer had rollercoasters, ice skating, acrobats, fishing, the drive in, the beach, tight flying formations, 3D movies,  a
 first edition print from 1923:) by Anna Jameson about exploring Toronto in the winter.  I watched Annie- I haven't seen it in 20 years.  Then wore my locket for 3 weeks straight and sang Baby to myself, until a work colleague asked me to stop. Oh yeah! I almost forgot the Olympics.  That was cool.

   So, while suffering from my last official summer sunburn, my pale skin glowing a mean red, the vitamin E gel stinging my eyes.  I couldn't help but think about all the smiles and sunshine I was lucky enough to enjoy this condensed season.  The greatest thing about the weather change is that it's the perfect opportunity to be thankful for the good parts and look back fondly and while also seeing that there are many new adventures yet to unfold.   So Metro have I got one for you;  two parts sunshine, one parts Melicious and just a dash of fun, the perfect recipe for the end of summer.


P.S. Fall if you're reading this you do not officially begin until Sept 22.  So, don't think you're on the clock early.
 
When I woke up and stretched and let out a yawn
I couldn't remember where the week had gone 
I thought maybe this week would take me all year
But the time went by fast and now that it's here.
'The weekend, the weekend' I cried out with joy
Time to spend with my Hubby and boy,
I am glad the weather is supposed to be nice
Because working all week I missed out on the ice
Tinklin' in my glass, while floating in gin 
Rooftop patio please, you will soon find me in
Atop of the city with a view of CN
I love it so much, don't know where to begin.
Fingers are crossed for fun and for rest
A drink and goodbye for a gal who's the best
My uke wants to sing songs in sweet harmony
Jilly and Lucy; I'll rub their tummy
I know that the weekend will be fast and then gone
A pedi and snuggle and blog set for dawn
Monday will start with a boom and a bang
Before the sunrises I will work again
So hear me out weekend, I've been a good friend
I've worked really hard and this short weekend
I want you to listen and love me real good
The way only a summer weekend ever could
So prepare thyself weekend for fun and for mirth
Cause you know you're too short, I want all that you're worth
Thank you for hearing my pledge and my vow.
I would love you weekend, if you'd only start now!

 
  It has been so long since I've had a vacation... a really real vacation.  I have gone on trips to my parents, day trips down or up to the beach and hung out in Montreal.  But I haven't had 2 weeks solid of days and nights off...With no strings attached and a few bonus days with Hubby gone up north. I really woke myself up! And I learned quite a bit. 

1. Putting a ribbon on something doesn't make it a gift.

2. No plan-plans are the easiest and most satisfying plans to attend.

3. Anything is appropriate wardrobe if it's THAT hot out.

4. Buns are great if I wanna look like a ballerina without an eating disorder.

5. Lucy positions herself so that as I pet her the fan blows her loose hair back in my face. She's tricky like that.


6. I remembered how to scream. But once
 you've lost your voice it won't come back if you keep screaming.

7. Not every selfless act is free.

8. Taking a gamble with thirty percent chance of thunderstorms is like betting against the dealer.

9. Kids are cute until they make that face and explode from both ends.

10. Jogging when the humid ex is high is like trying to breath underwater.

11. James Bond is hot. And if Beckham were James Bond there would be way more kicking.

12. Obsession is something most people should keep to themselves. Or limit to 2 hours per visit.

13. Don't start a conversation with the Commissioner unless you're prepared to be thoroughly tongue lashed for your insolence.

14. Cuban food rocks.

15. BFFs exist for all the great-big-fun and fabulous reasons.

16. Peeing in the pool is acceptable if you're laughing that hard.

17. Karaoke is supposed to be songs everyone knows. Singing- scratch that- screaming along is part of the fun.

18. If your Hubby recognizes the smell of your fart, he'll sell you out; just to make friends.

19. White wine can make you fell like falling or like flying depending on the region of the grapes. 

20. A drive-in is the perfect place for 2 girls to talk through a movie.

21. Puppa will always wait until you're close enough to benefit from a good shake.

22. Drunk men will try and proposition you because you have a dog.  Having a dog means having a place nearby; so they don't have to drive back home to Kitchener.

23. Sometimes the most interesting looking people talk about some lame stuff.  (ie: Egg salad or bandanas)

24. I want to ride the boat around the channel past the drive-in. I don't know what it's called or who owns it, or if they even take passengers, but I want to.

25. I forgot how much I loved high kicking.

26. Jilly doesn't stomp at me when she's hungry, she just stares and puppy sighs as though I should just get it, because I am her Momma.

27. Being a single Puppy-Momma isn't hard if you have a part-time nanny.

28. Slumber parties rock.

29.  I can sweat while eating brunch, so that when I get up the pool drips down the back of my dress and puddles on to the seat. 

30. Caribana is not as loud in a backyard swimming pool.

31. Meat is not my friend. Unless it's still alive, in which case I will pet it and we will become friends.

32.  My Hubby isn't happy with only boys around, but the way he smells I don't think girls would be happy around him either.

33. The 4 storey hole in my backyard is a muddy and green pond...which is kinda Zen.

34.  There is a family of 3 mini-city bred skunks lurking in my neighbourhood. There is a turf war brewing.

35. The barometer is a tool of torture.

36. Pickle sandwiches don't exist for a reason.

37.  You can get  2 weeks out of a pedicure if you walk on sand.  

38. The Olympics aren't fun until we get to the medal rounds; just like every other sporting event.

39.  Lemon juice is not a hair product, it's an urban wives tale.  Just like not being able to swim at Toronto beaches.

40. Roller coasters are a great source of tension.  There should be more movies about them, though I imagine they'd be shorts.

41.  My Baby Belle sounds better singing happy tunes, and happiest while playing the Disney library.

42.  It's easier to encapsulate and optimize your time in the city- the close proximity allows for entertainment leap frogging.  

43. Secret codes are hard to explain but helpful to have... Even if you're the only one who knows it.

44.  Little Red Riding hood is a very clever little girl. But not every babysitter gets fridge privileges.

45.  Music can come from anywhere, but that doesn't make it all good.

46. My arms tan, my chest tans, my stomach burns and my legs get patchy. 

47.  A facial can take 2 weeks to heal, and even then is still working hard.

48.  My Puppa sleeps as close to me as possible, even if there is tonnes of room in bed.

49.  Creating a cartoon series is harder than it looks. 

50. Spending a rainy day watching an entire season on Netflix is worth the $7 a month.

51. Picking it just makes it worse.

   By the time you relax, you're vacation is over.  Which is sad- but I gotta say I was missing you.  You know, missing this, US<3 and I am glad to have it back, though I do wish I was still floating around a pool or getting macro-dermabrasion at the beach, or bbqing with my Besties in the backyard... But maybe, just maybe, if I work hard and try hard and hope, I can still do it on the weekends... Oh right, weekends are for doing what you want... Silly me. And I will keep doing it, you can bet on that. Welcome back and happy Tuesday of the August long weekend. I am glad to see ya!

 
  Yesterday was a good day. But today might be better:)  Yesterday's yesterday I wrote a list. A long list. A long list that was detailed.  A complimented list, with very specific direction on how things on this vacation are to go down. A vacation execution list if you will.  Well, with a not to shabby a showing first day showing; I have started checking things off my list. 

  My sunshiny toes enforced my love of cartoon strong women.  And cycling between the parked cars in my new purple helmut, which cost way too much money. But the part-time comedian at the bike shop made it worth it. My facial was a success. Moving the congestion from my chin and opening it up into summertime skin. My skin is peeled and massaged and moisturized almost back to where I like it.  Soft.

   My uke played my new navy nail polish off with great gusto. Baby Belle finally remembers my name.  But she needs some new music, you know to impress me. Dressed as a superhero sailor in my new Monroe glasses helping to deflect the dust from my neighborhood. I got a giant douche bag drink, soy milk and all dat. Which is just as good as I remember it.  My Kitty vibrates beside me and the Puppa snores and sleep kicks me as I write this.  None of my books are getting any closer to being finished. But the sunset was beautiful turning the CN Tower that lovely shade of concrete pink.  And the planes are quietly circling the flight path.

  Today, I have something out of the ordinary. I am going to the recording studio with a 10 year old who wrote her first song and had it composed. A 4 part harmony built behind a drum kit and bass guitar. So, I get to mentor a brave baby. Ohh it's kinda cool. What a lucky and wonderful life! And I am free to do it! And then I get to hang out with my BFF. Vacation I LOVE you. Everyday is great. Those last few things aren't even on my long list, but I am excited to do them too. So as Hubby and BFF keep telling me; stop pressuring myself.  I am going to release the pressure and dance a little more. And that's gonna rock! I am rocking, rolling and reeling.  And with all this music floating around, who could stand still? 

 
   When I was about 17 I took a job babysitting three kids before and after school.  Now, all three of these kids were kooky.  The oldest a girl: was bossy and loud and was always right.  The second a boy: was clumsy and forgetful and needed help with math.  The youngest boy was hilarious, even with his lisp and his constantly running nose he was my favourite.  But then it's always easy to love the baby, and being "this many*insert all five fingers* ywars ode", who wouldn't?  Their Momma would drop them off at my house at 7:30 and I would take them to school, walking of course, except the eldest girl who took a bus from the corner to her french immersion school.  And when she was gone the boys and I would walk/play all the way to school, which she thought was immature.  She was a very mature grade 5.  Throughout the school year, I gave the youngest nightmares by watching Kindergarten Cop. The middle boy lost his pants and the Girl would just tattle on me all the live long day.  I remember one day when I picked them up from school; the youngest was wearing different clothes than the ones I had dropped him off in.  Upon asking him what happened, he informed me they were lost and found clothes.  While waiting for the answer to why he was wearing a stranger's outfit, he told me he had "fawen into a pudduo up to he-yor"*insert a hand a foot above his head.  Despite not being the ideal role model and having a pretty sketchy track record when summer came I was upgraded to their fulltime babysitter.  Summer is great for kiddies but their Momma still had to work...So... Let's put the pieces together... I started babysitting them at 7:30 am at their house and stayed until 4:30 a demanding job, for a 17 year old.

  Our routine would go as follows.  I would drag myself out of bed at ten minutes to 7 and race around getting dressed.  Jumping into my Chevy Lumina I sped the back roads all the way and managed to make it just in time...barely.  Then their Momma would tell me what to make for lunch and she would leave.  Kids being kids and it being summer they wouldn't wake up until 8:30, and in the time between I would sleep on the sofa.  On more than one occasion I woke to find them all sitting on the sofa beside me watching Phantom Menace, the house fav at the time.  Then it was time for toast and jam, mandatory 1 hour outside time and maybe a movie or craft depending on my enthusiasm level and the Girl's demeanour.  She loved crafts and sometimes I didn't want her to have fun; there I said it, I was a petty teenager.  We quickly feel into a rhythm. A lazy summer beat.  

  One morning that changed.  Having fallen asleep in the typical way I once again awoke to the pod race screaming through their surround sound.  While rousing from my slumber, I heard another noise.  A shuffling, a scratching, a what was that...was that a squeaking? type sound.  Pausing the movie- a VHS by the way- we all listened together.   Suddenly, as if on cue a bat flew out of the chimney and began circling the room.  In a normal household this would have raised screams of "it's in my hair!" but not here.  The weekend earlier their family had gone to Science North a wonderful place with an extensive bat exhibit.  These 3 youngsters remained calm, knowing that a bat uses sonar to locate objects and that this tiny little herbivore was trapped inside and only wanted out, so he could go to bed.  I myself have never had a problem with bats, so I calmly walked to the screen door and held it open to our flying friend.  All with the stillness and dignity of 4 smart kids respecting nature.  Cue the three legged tabby; a cat that only moved to follow a sun spot across the floor... With the sudden focus of a jungle cat, this tabby leapt from 3 legs to snatch the bat mid air.  Only to have the problem of, now that I've got it pinned beneath my one front leg, how do I get this twitchingly delicious morsel in my mouth?  Back to the stunned audience...screams arise from 4 mouthes in shocking harmony.  Which sends the tabby into a frenzy, who then grabs the flapping bat in it's teeth and makes for the bedrooms upstairs.  Three screaming children!! The bat, oh no, Tabby got the bat!!! And now it's eating it in your Momma's bedroom.  Ordering all 3 outside I race up the stairs in hopes that the bat if not still alive is at least not a bloody mess on the sheets.  Which of course it is.  Storming out past 3 still crying kids, asking if Batty is alright I get a shovel, prepare a burial and strip the bed.  I am in tears at this point, the babysitting course did not prepare me for this.  With the sheets in the laundry, I arrive in the kitchen just as their Momma calls for the mid-morning check in.  Consoling me and cajoling me, she says the best way to fix this situation is to go outside and have popsicles.  Yeah, right, but you know it's just crazy enough to work.

  Walking outside to see 3 glum faces suddenly light up with the thought of mid-morning popsicles. Problem solved right?  As the 4 of us are licking our drippy frozen juice, the middle boy starts asking to play Squeeze, a local game, like baseball but with only 3 players, to which the youngest boys whines that he will be left out again, my response is, I'll pitch so they can all play, as long as they set it up.  So, they agree and go to the shed, unpacking the bases, the gloves, the bats and the ball.  Sitting behind home plate, finishing my popsicle, I start to think, today might actually turn out okay.  Before I've finished the thought, another bat swoops down across the deck and towards me, the middle kid who's setting up with bat in hand shrieks like he's having flashbacks of wartime.  Swings the bat with all his gusto and knocks one out of the park...Hitting me square in the nose with a Louisville. Crumpling like a paper doll, I sink to the deck, 3 sets of children's shoes huddled around me.  "I phink she's dead." the youngest says.  "She's not dead, she's faking." the girl snarked in her typical snotty voice.  Frozen andWrapped a cocoon of pain, both emotional and physical, the blood streaming from my nose.  So I did what any rational 17 year old does.  I called my Momma.  Bombing down the back roads, she pulls into the driveway and has everything humming along smoothly in minutes.  All calm, cool and collected, the way the best Mommas are.  Turns out that sometimes even though the cats are snatching and bats are swinging, you really just need a designated hitter to clean up. As for the kids, we lasted the summer, just barely, and after that I hung up my babysitting belt without batting an eye.  
 
  I don't know if you've heard, but we're having a heatwave.  You can't go anywhere without people talking about it. Complaining- half heartedly. Only to correct each other with: "You'll miss this is November." At 6am while walking my Puppa stink I ran into my neighbour. We both smelled clean but looked wet. Crossing our collective fingers hoping today was a sweeter day. Knowing that soon we'd both be soggy again.  

  It's so hot that even my 12-step skincare regime isn't enough. I have to add 8 layers of sunscreen and another step of anti aging cream. The sun and heat are wearing my skin out. My hands are like crocodiles and my midsection  is a haunting pasty white; bordered with irregular tan lines. My nails won't grow. My hair feels like a blanket laden with sweat. I've removed all my jewelry, I just don't want it touching me. All the city's women clad in sundresses and breezy fabrics; ponytails piled high on their heads. 

   On Saturday the sun came out after the spitting rain stopped. Not even close to the humidity cracking thunderstorm we we're promised. The storms we'd been begging for; the grass and trees needing it so badly. In heat like this everyone's looking for trouble. Men without shirts; hooting and hollering at the passing ladies. The Lakeshore blocked by high speed chasers and beer guzzlers. The sound of giant bumblebees without the sweetness of honey. People are restless and the animals are panting. It is hot. And were all trying to love it. Struggling through. Always uncomfortable, but it's Ontario weather, so what do we expect? When it gets like this our sports teams start loosing. The CFL, TFC and BJ's started their seasons well, now coming apart in the heat. My feet are swollen and I am bogged down and drippy. Trying to conserve energy, but ending up with none left anyway. Even Stephen. Six of one half dozen of the other. But man, it is hot!

   All this aside, I needed an adventure. But this heat wears me out. It starts being comfortable outside close to 11pm, so you have to stay up that late just to go anywhere without sweating through your shirt. It's too dang hot. This past weekend I spent a lot of time on patios, in fan blown bars and the chilly A/C ofmy BBF. Hoping that I could find in some fun- and I did!  My adventure started with a crosstown bike ride. The back roads were deserted; the streets we're open to a double wide lallygaging drift of a ride. All the stores I wanted to go to: Closed as though they forgot it was Saturday. So I settled for a bloody Marcy, a picker platter with smoked salmon and 'Baby it's cold outside' blaring from an ironic jukebox in 32 degree weather. The evening was catapulted by a flight of fancy; trying 9 new micro-brew beers.  Suddenly, after way too much sun and beer came the invitation to my first ever penthouse- patio-party. A 2 floor condo with 2 bathrooms and 2 many people.  Facing the CN tower and the lake. The city glimmering and calm. The temperature dipping and the breeze whispering through my hair. Finally a nice temperate adventure.  Comfortable at last.  

  So, humidity and hops mix refreshingly well together. Turns out that by raising the adventure temperature, I managed to be hot and comfortable. Thanks Torontonians for keeping you're cool. But if there's a way we can swing it; I would like some of that rain I complained about earlier this summer:)

 
While riding up north in the backseat of yet another rammed car, I was beaned by a flying chess set in a metal box. While recovering from the shock; I started this list. And it must've been some bonk to the noggin. Cuz here's all the mental floss.  So what I thought about this long weekend. 

1. It's called a long weekend because that's how it feels- long.

2. That cottages are far from the city andr by the time you get there you've missed half a day.

3. Jilly is allergic to Puppy cupcakes. They transform her into a poltergeist shooting from both ends.

4. Air mattresses have a central vortex that acts like a black hole.

5. I forget how to write a blog.

6. Almost everyone on my side of the family writes.

7. A year is a long time to feel sorry about not saying you're sorry.

8. Going 8 games undefeated inflates an ego, priming it for popping. Even while playing lawn games.

9. Drunk people don't make much sense, if you're sober.

10. Bro finds immeasurable pleasure in saying the Eff-word in front of my religious relatives.

11. Turning 80 means never having to say thank you.

12. Jilly and her cousin Reese get along and share toys quite well. Except the teeny tennis balls that Jilly cracks like a walnut- splitting yellow fuzz and plastic everywhere.

13. Gin and club soda with lime is a great and classically thirst quenching beverage. Especially in a giant Coleman thermos.

14. When someone owes you $100 they make sure you give them the $5 they just lent you.

15. People pay attention to couples using their silent language.

16. Banana boat sunscreen smells like summertime.

17. I clean to show people I love them.

18. Jilly likes ice cubes and cauliflower.

19. You can lead a man to the shower but you can't be sure he'll come out clean.

20. Bluegrass is the best driving music, but Graceland is a very close second.

21. People like repeating stories.  Especially if they got a laugh the first time.

22. Pontoon boats were invented for long weekends and dancing to Bryan Adams.

23. A weekend without a watch on is required every so often.

24. Bathing suits aren't designed to last for 6 years.

25. Packing light means leaving stuff behind. Even though you might need them later.

26. Even when BFF isn't there I feel the influence she's had on my life enjoyment level.

27. I need to Shining myself in a northern cottage for 2 months and write. 

28. Swimming in a lake and making a joke about snapping turtles causes them to suddenly appear. Sending a gaggle of girls screaming and an Uncle yelling at us to be quiet.

29. Stargazing apps are wicked sticks.

30. A hot July is way better than a wet one.
 Mosquitos like to bite my bum.

31. I really like my new sister in law.

32. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day if your coffee has Bailey's.

33. A pavilion is a fancy way of saying concrete floor with roof.

34. Coolers should be see-through for efficiency sake. 

35. If there's anything lovelier than queen Anne's lace I haven't found it.

36. Diving into a lake is nature's netti pot.

37. Traffic is terrible when you're between radio stations. 

38. Bacon and eggers from A&W are worth every penny.

39. When a stat falls on a Sunday everything is closed and they take Monday too.

40. People want to show off their garden, even if their thumb is more brown than green.

41. Sunscreen makes clean hair look greasy.

42. Soy beans are a very popular crop for Ontario farmers this year.

43. If you're in a town with an asylum, expect to see crazy people.

44. Girls ask questions about boobs and laugh at farts.

45. One big zit provides fodder for a whole weekend worth of jokes.

46. KFC is the perfect picnic saver. Mayonnaise is essential for every summer salad.

47. 80 year olds love playing the piano without their hearing aids.

48. Orange hibiscus are beautiful in the overheated Camp grounds.

49. Most conversations with an 80 year start with; did you hear about -blank- they died.

50. A country Mommy will not tolerate 60 in an 80

51. Sometimes your journey takes you back to where you've started, and gives you a chance to start again.

52. You can make ice cubes out of anything- including oil, broth and milk

53. A dog tumor feels weird to accidentally run your hand over it.

54. Actors don't get vacation pay.

55. The winter wheat is ready for harvest.

56. You'll always get complimented on your old 'I only wear them at  the cottage shoes'. My calluses get worse the more I wear these shoes.

57. Wearing dress with a strange neckline generates a strange tan line.

58. Puppa will strangle herself to escape the danger of fireworks.


59. Being jammed into a full car is more fun than being alone in an empty one.

60. There is no place as comfy as your own bed. Except a five star hotel.

  As always it is nice to be back, and starting up my routine of going to be at 10pm again.   It's always amazing how I need a vacation after my vacation.  I think I might be trying to pack in too much fun, but who complains about having too much fun?  Oh wait. that's me:) 
 
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  So yesterday if you were out and about or you have a window or a smart phone or a short wave radio you probably know that it was 13 degrees.  And let's not pretend that 13 degrees isn't a BIG deal the first time it rolls around in our home and native land.  Welcome lucky 13 with a low of 6, Yahoo triple cherries Jackpot!  So being the brave optimist that I am I was easily convinced to sit up on my rooftop patio and enjoy this warm snap, now I may have over shot with no socks in my ballet flats, and just my thermal vest with a hoodie- but it's 13 dammit! and I am going to enjoy it.  Get some much needed vitamin D and try to ignore that obnoxious blustery wind.  Well, I was able to cope un-fortified for 23 mins.  Then in a tiny voice I finally admitted- I think I need more layers to a chorus of unanimous agreement.  So the three of us hobbled on frozen feet inside to insulate.  Adding knee high socks, a scarf, mitts, and a under layer long john shirt-  I was "Ah toasty" in no time.  Now, the wind? I mean seriously, was he feeling left out that his much nicer cousin Sunshine was getting all the attention? Is that why he had to come around with his bad attitude and dusty breath and push us around.  I don't mean to sound wind-ist- as I usually love him- he's such pleasant company on a hot summer day, winter though affects his disposition- and boy was he dis-posed yesterday.  Take exhibit A the above photo is an example of Mr. Wind's handy work. He's such a jerk, although on the plus side I look like a grown up version of a hard-living Pebbles Flintstone.  Regardless, I would not admit defeat and sat upon my rooftop for a total of 78 mins, which is pretty impressive, though it was more to prove I wouldn't be pushed around by that snotty Mr. Wind.  After a quick warm up, I was on my way to Why-not-Wednesdays- where it was decided we'd sit on the patio- though we were no where near the heaters that called to us their flaming siren song.  Oh and of course the special of the day was Raspberry Slush! Whoa wait it's only a blustery 13 degrees- who do we think we are? Slush? Oh alright, Why-not-Wednesdays unfold for themselves. As we watched the people around us gobble their food and get the heck inside I realized that you can't hurry love, no, you just have to wait.  Patio season is coming, it just isn't here yet, that being said the next day it's over 10 you'll probably find me on a patio- I just won't learn, I miss you summer, Mr Groundhog said you'd be here soon.  I don't think spring would mind if you came early, she's pretty temperate:)