Looking at my demographics on google analytics (a complicated algorithm I am slowly, very slowly learning to read), I am now aware that most of you live in Toronto, unless we're related and you live in Fergus or St. Thomas. As most of my readers- or at least clickers are from Canada, and Ontario specifically, I thought it appropriate to make a list of First world problems I have had. But first, what's a first world problem you ask? Oh darling, please believe me when I say they aren't really problems at all, mostly slight inconveniences that I have experienced or thought about, that if they were the worst thing that happened to you in a less civilized country, you would consider yourself lucky.
- In a rush and I get the one cabbie who doesn't break the law
- 10,000 remotes and I still can't turn anything on
- I assumed the clocks at my new house were set 10 mins fast like my old house now I am just on time
- I spent the first snooze worrying about my alarm wouldn't go off, snooze 2 & 3 were much more relaxing
- WFT You screwed up nachos!?!?
- These poo bags aren't scented
- I decided to wear my good leggings- but I'm worried I'll ruin them
- How many opportunities can I miss without a 3G connection
- Canine anal bleaching?
- I am going to start calling myself Slim, and hope that it catches on
- Does chewing gum for 20 mins or eating Mint Areo count as brushing your teeth?
- My neighbour and his dog both got hair cuts this week. And now look the same. And I said so.
- Why do things that look stupid alone look amazing in pairs?
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